Alarm o bot

By Vinay Menon Entertainment Columnist Wed., Nov. 7, 2018 As an entertainment writer, I am begging Canadian politicians to stop doing things that warrant ridicule in this section: we are already strapped for time, space and resources trying to keep up with The Trump Show. I’m looking at you, Tony Clement. And you, Tony Clement’s private parts. You know those moments in life when you plan to do x and then along comes an unexpected y? On the night my twin daughters were born, nearly two months prematurely, I was supposed to attend a party with L.A. screenwriters. I haven’t seen those people since. That is the nature of life. Article Continued Below Another one of these x-y moments happened on Tuesday night. I was glued to the U.S. midterm elections (x) when, out of the blue wave that turned out to be more of a teal splash pad, Mr. Clement’s private parts (y) got thrust into my psyche. You know who should be forced to contemplate … [Read more...] about I was going to write about Donald Trump, but Tony Clement wouldn’t let me